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Also, TELOSA!
AND LOVE TRIANGLES
Or quadrangles they work better.
Specifically, he'd need to be going fast enough to vastly overpower the static frictive force any rug could output - even one made of sandpaper. Ergo, he'd either fall off during acceleration, or, if he's on it during flight, he'd fall off during the loop.
Quod Erat Demonstrandum.
Yes! Let us create an alien-love-quadrangle angle to TELOSA - it will be magnificent!