Comic 298 - Creative

13th Jul 2011, 4:07 AM
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From now on, a standing offer: points for every reference you can name.

I say:

Jrade 13th Jul 2011, 4:07 AM edit delete
Jrade
I don't know that you can have virgin olive, but I know you can have virgin olive oil, so I think this was a fair assumption.

Enjoy!

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Ryan C. 13th Jul 2011, 6:04 AM edit delete reply
Ryan C.
What the heck?!

...You don't garnish corpses with olives!

You use parsely. It's a dead body, not a martini for Pete's sake.
Silver Streak 13th Jul 2011, 6:18 AM edit delete reply
Silver Streak
"It's a dead body, not a martini for Pete's sake."

I know that it is early...but I think it is fair to go ahead and make this my quote for the day.

Oh ho ho Jrade....I thought...

This is gonna be bad....

Oh, Olives....clever sir...Fooled me....

Oh, nope he went there....



Such an emotional roller coaster BP is!!!
Ryan C. 13th Jul 2011, 3:40 PM edit delete reply
Ryan C.
You are most welcome Silver Streak.
-3- 31st Jul 2011, 5:56 PM edit delete reply
-3-
Oh, this is just wrong in so many ways.

First, "virgin" refers to first pressing of the olives, not a type of olive.
Second - you just don't garnish a cadavar with olives. I'd agree with Ryan here - use the parsley. It'll help sweeten up the taste of your ejaculate after eating raw bodies.

Really. Cook the things! It's like eating raw pork. (And remarkably similar in taste, i might add.)

At this point, i'm going to recommend a good spicy barbecue.
Jrade 31st Jul 2011, 11:08 PM edit delete reply
Jrade
Yeah, I figured as much - I was pretty sure it involved the pressing...but not certain...

...also, Sarah made me give up cannibalism.
Silver Streak 1st Aug 2011, 9:18 AM edit delete reply
Silver Streak
I did...sorry...just..all those pieces laying about....sets a bad precedent. I mean...what if we have children? They have to know to pick up after themselves! Plus, the bones got everywhere...

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