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Comic 74 - I was born a ramblin' man...
14th Dec 2010, 6:35 PM
People think this is worth: 5/5 (Based off of 1 people)
I say:
I don't know. I was going to say "don't hit me", but that would involve a lot of work on your part.
Oh. Wait. Mo lives just across the strait.
There's nothing wrong with older people! People are like scotch, the older the better! Fifty years is great, but eighty? That's just magnificent!
...sorry.
So, yeah, this is a comic. Tomorrow there will be another one.
I just found out that my Computer Programming Final is tomorrow, not the day after, so...that'll be fun. On the upside, after that I only need to do christmas shopping, my christmas list, thank you letters, prep for next term, returning textbooks, getting new textbooks, sorting out scheduling errors, and by then I'll probably have a whole day of not needing to do anything before school starts back up!
...oh, and what a day that day will be...
...but, I digress. Sort of. You should go here and post an entry in the photo contest. Nobody has posted for several days...and I know that somebody more than MatthewJA must have read this in that time...
You seem to forget, I can see you. I doubt that he views my whole archive from eight to fifteen different randomly selected computers daily...although, it is possible.
I doubt it though.
Regardless, you should all (with the exception of him, he's already entered) go and look and post a picture.
Well, goodbye for now...
Enjoy!
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Suuure I don't.
Do you use Google Analytics? The one thing I'm not prepared to abbreviate.
How did I find this comic again?
It would appear that I was attracted to the comic by your hilarious comic 2.
Front page pity? Followed by you being awesome?
Front page pity = new comic which I look at because it's new.
I think I will get GA...
...why would you not want to abbreviate that?
I would end up abb. it Google Anal.
Go get GooAnal, right now. Get Anal, then come back and guess where I live and who my ISP is.
Whatever we call it, I installed it now. Maybe it will even work...
Mine works well...
MR GOOGLE CHROME!
I'm on to you, Mr Cable Internet. I bet you're sitting there on your 1280*800 monitor and CHUCKLING. CHUCKLING, I DO SAY
Seriously, though, you guessed my monitor resolution?
Well, you guessed its current settings...It'll support up to 1680x1050...but that's quite honestly, too many pixels.
Also, CHROME ROCKS!
It's not registering any hits though...It says it's installed correctly...what do I do now?
SHIT.
I usually type "Analytics" and Analytics is the first thing in my list, so I hit enter and get there. I hit enter too soon, and, using IE9, it googled ANAL and brought up a wikipedia page for Anal sex.
On another note, I know you started reading on October 30. But you probably glanced at the comic on the eighteenth, then started reading it every day on the second.
Google Analytics is majorly awesome.
It collects data, so you gotta wait a day or two to get stuff.
You'll notice your views are slightly lower than CF, CF is correct though.
...learn anything new?
How can you determine my dot? Does it have my username next to it? Does it have a picture of my face? That would be cool.
I don't want to wait a day or two, I want my ridiculously accurate feedback results RIGHT NOW! Hmph!
But wait one day. Then you'll have one day's data.
I can tell which is you easily:
Also, I just noticed and revived your advertisement thread...maybe a second shot is what it needs...?
Well, Magravan went through my whole archive in a day. But it isn't showing up.
Ah, I see.
GooAnal just told me you're in Sydney.
TO GOOGLE EARTH!
...low-tech bastard...
Hmm...I'd guess...16:10, 1440x900 (maximum resolution), currently deforming to 1280x720, 17 inch, LCD monitor.
AHAHAHAA
Wait, Maximum or Current? How'd I do for the rest?
In that vein, guess the combined resolution of my computer, laptop, and tablet...
A hint: You will be incorrect.
...I feel sad now...
Damn, I'm good.
It's taken me from then until now to figure out, reliably, how to use the map...Maybe in a few months I'll be able to work your magic.
Also, 320x480...sadly small.
Also, hello to the people from Nebraska and Oklahoma who just looked at this! Thanks!
Try the visitors section
Thus, from 2:17 A.M., I bid you (all) good night.
Good night.
Incidentally, you live in Augsburg. Right?
You don't even read my comic >:(
how do you know gooanal ident surprising?
...and by 'isent' do you mean 'isnt'?
...and by 'isnt' do you mean 'isn't'?
...or have I missed the meaning?
I figured that was the case. Have you heard tell of Damn You Autocorrect.com?
My sister pointed it out to me, it's quite funny.
and...augsburg?i've never even been to that city but nice try. did i mention that i change my ip several times a day? lol
You live in Kassel.
...or at least, your server does.
(yes i track down my own ip online daily, why do you ask?)